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As Perfect as Claudia Winkelman's Fringe
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Spin that Bitch like You're on Wheel of Fucking Fortune
Don't Be a Lady, Be a Legend
You have been sent this because You are the Definition of Sunshine
You are a Once in a Lifetime Kinda Girl
Let's Celebrate A.S.A.P.
Sometimes You Have to Say I'm too Pretty…
Just Take 500mg of Fukitol…
Love at First Sight… Ibiza
Any Crystal will Repel Negativity…
Surrounded By Assholes
You Looked Beautiful Today.
Find a Man that Strokes Your Hair…
I am So Spiritual... I Chant the Same Mantra…
No, I Wouldn't Change a Lot if I Won the Lottery...
Thank Fuck I'm Not Julie
Birthday Girl. As a Loyal Faithful, I can assure you...
Woman Cannot Live on Wine Alone…
Darling, When You Think There is No Hope Left…
Undiagnosed. But Something Ain't Right!
There comes a Time in a Woman's Life…
Sorry. Can't. Cocktails. Bye
Sorry. Can't. Crystals. Bye
On Your Birthday Drink Rosé
To The Birthday Girl. This is Your Year to Sparkle.
You are Gold Baby. Solid Gold.
Just Because You Carry it Well…
You're Not Going to be Everyone's Cup of Tea
Go On Luvvie, Break a Leg
A Wise Woman once said…
Bravo. Bravo. Just. Bravo.
If You Don't Make People Roll Their Eyes…
You Make me Feel like My Phone was on 2 Percent…
Wow, What a Shit Show
Darling, You Can't Make Everybody Happy, You are Not an Avocado
Fuck Cancer
I Love You(r Dog)
At the End of the Day, Your Feet should be Dirty…
Mercury was in Gatorade, or Some Shit.
C'est. La. Fucking. Vie!
You Will Meet Someone Who Loves You Unconditionally…
Super Pretty. Really Brave.
I Must Be a Mermaid…
Ever Feel Like You've Had too much Champagne?
None of This Shit Really Matters
You are the Fucking Universe
Those Who were Seen Dancing were thought to be Insane
Beware of the Dog.
She was Beautiful, Deep Down in her Soul
Sorry. Can't. Dogs. Bye
